Reblog if you’re a cuddler.

thatwritinglife:

suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this

dj-baby-bokchoy:

this is fucked up

this fucked me up

mallius:

"We haven’t escaped the madness — it simply wears a new face, now."

the-abc-cafe:

razzmic-berry:

snarby:

nepets:

snarby:

nepets:

snarby:

nepets:

snarby:

whats up hot stuff

WHAT DID YOU SAY

i said “WHATS UP HOT STUFF”

NO I SERIOUSLY CAN’T HEAR YOU CAN YOU SPEAK UP

WHAT! IS! UP! HOT! STUFF!

WHAT

IM YELLING AS LOUD AS I CAN

the amount of work I went through to read this…

ananta-ermine:

good-things-dont-last-forever:

juliekenphila:

leetakeuchi:

Reblog if you understand this..

Lord have mercy on you if you dont.

If she doesn’t understand this, she’s too young for you, bro.

^this

(via

i use to mumble this song until giant snake birthday cake larGE FRIES CHOCOLATE SHAKE ..

i just sung that part and now the whole song is repeating in my head. the WHOLE thing

cindermella:

this is painfully accurate.

whorville:

swasticunts:

whorville:

I can fit 20 grapes in my mouth

I can fit 50 ur a lil bitch come fight me

3:00 you and me. Bring your own grapes.

SEE PEOPLE LIKE GRAPES!